Stupid Quotes

Maybe when some of these stupid quotes were written, ‘the lights were on but there was no one at home’. Whether you call them noodle headed, woodenheaded, blockheaded, or empty-headed, the following stupid but funny life quotes are ideally suited to…well…plumb stupid. There are some funny quotes by the comic geniuses such as Bill Cosby, Mark Twain, Chevy Chase, Groucho Marx, and even Albert Einstein. As well as stupid quotes by some unknown noodle heads. So take a look at the stupid but funny side of life!

Stupid but Funny Quotes about Life

Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others. Unknown

A man came to my door and said, ‘I’d like to read your gas meter.”  I said, ‘Whatever happened to the classics. Emo Philips.

A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby

A day without sunshine is like night. Unknown

Advice for the day:If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:”Take two aspirin” and “Keep away from children. Unknown

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. Henry David Thoreau

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx

Don’t you wish stupid people had a sign they were required to carry just to give the rest of us fair warning? Unknown

He did nothing in particular, and did it very well. W.S. Gilbert.

“Hi! I’m probably home. I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave a message. If I don’t call back, it’s you.” Answering Machine Message

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