About all you can do is dream of a white Christmas, for it seems like it always leaves most of us in the red. Unknown
Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know… the birth of Santa. Bart Simpson
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. Richard Lamm
Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money. Unknown
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven. W. C. Fields
Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip. Gary Allan
Christmas Quotes –some are funny and others Celebrate Life!
A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing. Anonymous
As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is. Eric Sevareid
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. Hamilton Wright Mabie
Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas. Dale Evans Rogers
Lighted Christmas Tree
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
Oren Arnold
Christmas is, of course, the time to be home – in heart as well as body. Garry Moore
Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves. Eric Sevareid
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet. Unknown
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. Unknown
Christmas isn’t a season. It’s a feeling. Edna Ferber
Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind. Valentine Davies (Miracle on 34th Street)
Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts. Janice Maeditere
Christmas is sights, especially the sights of Christmas reflected in the eyes of a child. William Saroyan