Funny Christmas Quotes

    • About all you can do is dream of a white Christmas, for it seems like it always leaves most of us in the red. Unknown

     

      • Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know… the birth of Santa. Bart Simpson

       

        • Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.¬† Richard Lamm

         

          • Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money. Unknown

           

            • ¬†Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven. W. C. Fields
          • Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip. Gary Allan
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            Christmas Quotes

            Christmas Quotes –some are funny and others Celebrate Life!

            A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing. Anonymous

            As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is. Eric Sevareid

            Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. Hamilton Wright Mabie

            Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas. Dale Evans Rogers

            Christmas gift suggestions:
            To your enemy, forgiveness.
            To an opponent, tolerance.
            To a friend, your heart.
            To a customer, service.
            To all, charity.
            To every child, a good example.
            To yourself, respect.
            Oren Arnold

            Christmas is, of course, the time to be home – in heart as well as body. Garry Moore

            Christmas is a necessity.  There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves.  Eric Sevareid

            Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet. Unknown

            Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. Unknown

            Christmas isn’t a season. It’s a feeling. Edna Ferber

            Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind. Valentine Davies (Miracle on 34th Street)

            Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts. Janice Maeditere

            Christmas is sights, especially the sights of Christmas reflected in the eyes of a child. William Saroyan

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            Easter Quotes

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            Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. S.D. Gordon

            Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. Albert Laighton

            Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. Charles M. Crowe

            For I remember it is Easter morn, And life and love and peace are all new born. Alice Freeman Palmer

            We live and die; Christ died and lived! John Stott

            The story of Easter is the story of God’s wonderful window of divine surprise. Carl Knudsen

            Well pleaseth me the sweet time of Easter. That maketh the leaf and the flower come out. Bertran de Born

            Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there. Clarence W. Hall

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