Chocolate Quotes

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A little chocolate is like a love affair – an occasional sweet release that lightens the spirit. A lot of chocolate is like marriage – it seems so good at first but before you know it you’ve got chunky hips and a waddle-walk. Linda Solegato

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. Emily Luchetti

And above all… Think Chocolate! “Betty Crocker”

Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate. Jo Brand

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate. Sandra Boynton

Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. Milton Snavely Hershey

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food. Michael Levine

Chocolate: the poor mans’ champagne. Daniel Worona

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Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate! Elaine Sherman

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. Jason Love

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment. Catherine Aitken

Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays. Unknown

Chocolate is the answer.  Who cares what the question is.  Unknown

Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciosness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good. Mariska Hargitay

Exercise is a dirty word… Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. Unknown

Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate!! Unknown

Fruit only angers my need for chocolate. Jason Love

God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate. Unknown

Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick. Spanish Proverb

I don’t drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate.  Unknown

I never do any television without chocolate. That’s my motto and I live by it. Quite often I write the scripts and I make sure there are chocolate scenes. Actually I’m a bit of a chocolate tart and will eat anything. It’s amazing I’m so slim. Dawn French

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts. John Belushi

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose.  An entire garment industry would be devastated.  Unknown

If there’s no chocolate in heaven, I’m not going.  Unknown

Life is like a box of chocolates… you never know what you’re gonna get. Forrest Gump

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time. Unknown

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.  Dave Barry

Once in a while I say, ‘Go for it’ and I eat chocolate. Claudia Schiffer

Save the earth.  It’s the only planet with chocolate.  Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces. Judith Viorst

The 12-step chocoholics program:  Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!  Terry Moore

There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE. Linda Grayson

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. Unknown

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. Katherine Hepburn

When the going gets tough, the tough eat chocolate. Unknown

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding! Andy Milonakis