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Baby Quotes

Quotes about Babies

There are as many quotes about babies as there are babies! No wonder! Could it be because there is nothing more sweet or rewarding than a baby? Their joy fills photo albums on grandma’s laps and gives them bragging rights for years! No wonder there are so many cute baby quotes, new baby quotes, baby shower quotes, funny baby quotes and so many more…

Babies are Bundles of Joy Poster11 Baby Quotes

I don’t know why they say “you have a baby.”
“The baby has you.”

A baby’s feet, like sea-shells pink Might tempt, should heaven see meet, An angel’s lips to kiss, we think, A baby’s feet. Algernon Charles Swinb

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase. Mark Twain

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss. Deepak Chopra

Ten fingers,
Ten toes
She’s laughter and teardrops
So small and brand new
And amazingly angelic
She’s sent to bless you
She’s one special Baby
The best of life’s treasure
And will grant and bless you
Many hours of great pleasure.

Cute Baby Quotes

 A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning. Anonymous

Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it. Marshall McLuhan

Making the decision to have a child – it’s momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body. Elizabeth Stone

New Baby quotes

A new Baby! Big dreams, endless possibilities—all in one little bundle of sweetness!

“It is not a slight thing when those so fresh from God love us.” Dickens

A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. Eda J. Le Shan

If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God,one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle. Vincent van Gogh

Baby Shower Quotes

(Use these baby quotes on shower invitations or put one on a card along with a baby gift.)

A Baby is a Kiss from Heaven. Unknown

Babies are such a nice way to start people. Don Herrold

Being a par­ent is like a glass of lemon­ade on a hot sum­mer day – part tart and part sweet, and so refresh­ing. Unknown

Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy. Jayne Mansfield

God’s most beau­ti­ful thoughts bloom into chil­dren. Unknown

Hav­ing a child is surely the most beau­ti­fully irra­tional act that two peo­ple in love can com­mit. Unknown

Hello Mommy…Goodbye Tummy! Unknown

Pregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life she can help God work a miracle. Erma Bombeck

“Some­times”, said Pooh, “the small­est things take up the most room in your heart.” Unknown

To be a child is to
Know the gift of living.
To have a child is to
Know the gift of life. Unknown

Funny Baby Quotes

A baby is a full time job for three adults. Nobody tells you that when you’re pregnant, or you’d probably jump off a bridge. Nobody tells you how all-consuming it is to be a mother—how reading goes out the window and thinking too. Erica Jong

A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. Ronald Knox

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase. Unknown

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be. Unknown

Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other. Ed Howe

I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends. Douglas Feaver

If your baby’s beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time—you’re the grandma. Theresa Bloomingdale

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? Milton Berle

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. Elinor Goulding Smith

Make no mistake about why these babies are here – they are here to replace us. Jerry Seinfeld

My mother says I didn’t open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked. Elizabeth Taylor

No one likes change but babies in diapers. Barbara Johnson

People who say they sleep like babies usually don’t have them. Leo J. Burke

Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once. Norman Vincent Peale

Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life. Yiddish proverb

The joy of having a baby today can only be expressed in two words: tax deduction. Anonymous

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing. Kin Hubbard

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